I hate vegetarians!

The main reason: they do not eat meat.

I realize that this is extremely obvious, but I like meat... in fact it is the best food in the world. So good, that it is also the most popular food in the world. This is because there is so much you can do with it and so many kinds: beef, pork, mutton, many kinds of fish, chicken, turkey, antelope... the list could go on forever.

So it sickens me when people say that they don't eat meat. It is like denying the best thing in the world. The equivalent is to say: "I don't breath." Both of these things are vital for survival.

As John Cleese once said, "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

So if you don't believe me, you have to believe that comedy legend.

Categories: Vegetarian, Meat, Rant

Lord of War - Movie Review

I recently saw The Lord of War starring Nicholas Cage. It was quite good. Explosions, gun fire, political implications, mafia, terrorists, Russians, and Jews. Something for everyone.

*---------Caution: Plot Spoilers Ahead--------*

It starts off with a scene that follows a bullet around, from the time it is made, to the time it is shot into a Child Soldiers head. Not the prettiest picture, but it sets the scene for the rest of the movie.

The movie is based around Yuri Orlov, a restaurant owners son turned gun runner. After making millions by selling stolen Soviet weaponry (mostly AK-47s), he is tracked down by an American Agent, Jack Vallentine. But his morals are no match for Orlov's skills in bribery and forgery.

A quote from the movie sums it up very well: 'The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.' Unfortuantly he does get shot once, but that is fairly early on and he recovers.
The movie also revolves around Orlov's brother, Vitaly. He starts off with Yuri, but ends up addicted to cocaine. After his recovery he is killed trying to stop a massacre. By destroying some of his own mercandise Vitaly tries to do the right thing but is killed in return.

On the whole Lord of War is definetly worth the price of a movie ticket.

Categories: LordofWar, Movies