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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Obsessed with Blogging

I starting off blogging for fun. Just getting things of my chest, and hopefully make a little money along the way (that didn't work as well as I hoped). Since then I have posts nearly 100 posts, and am constantly trying to think up ways to increase my measly traffic (also hasn't worked). This interest has evolved into a hobby, and the hobby into an obsession, and the obsession into... well, some kind of mental illness.

It's not the blogging itself that is the problem, but everything else surrounding it, eg. trying to gain links, reviewing stats, improving SEO...

Because of this I am becoming more restless when I am away from the computer, and cannot keep my thoughts away from it. My only hope would be that with all the time spent here, that something would have been accomplished, but as you can see, the S-Bend remains a blog containing... uh... not much really.

Now that you mention it, I don't really do much at all. Thanks for clearing that up. I'll just go and check my google ranking while I'm here. Oh, and my incoming links if I've got time. I also have to check my...

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Friday, January 13, 2006

Evil Elmo incites Suicide in Children

From my days of watching Elmo playfully laugh with all the other Sesame Street characters I got the impression that he was a nice bloke, who so humour in many different ways. But now, his true face has been revealed... the face of a sick, baby killer!!!

Surprised? I sure was.

Picture this: a child opens his newly received Elmo book for Christmas. You can see the joy on his face, and the willingness to put his life on the line for this possession. The title 'Potty time with Elmo' does not seem that enjoyable, but none-the-less, he begins to read. However, as the innocent child pushes one of the interactive button inside, Elmo instantly reacts and asks, "Who wants to die?"

As you can imagine, the child must have been shocked. But at a young age children are like sponges (mentally, not physically), and absorb everything they hear. Several years in the future, this statement may come back to haunt this child into doing something drastic.

His final words may be: "Elmo told me too..."

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Koala Jokes

If two heads are better than one, then a series of jokes is also better than a one liner. For this very reason I have decided to post about Koala's (they are not called Koala Bears!!!).
Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
It was playing follow the leader.
Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
It was stappled to the second Koala.
Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
It got hit by a fridge.
How did the Kangaroo die?
It got hit by four Koala's and a fridge.

Australian humour, can it be beaten? I think not.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Keywords

I am currently in the proccess of trying to increase the amount of traffic that reaches this blog, and I realized that people arriving from search engines has greatly diminished. To try and combat this a number of paths can be taken. Today I am focusing on Keywords. They are what you type into a search engine, and hopefully arrive here.

"So," I thought to myself, "What words describe The S-Bend?"

Because I am right in the centre of this blog, what actually happens here is sometimes lost on me. I usually force my opinion onto as many people as possible, and through this I don't have a central topic to focus on. Please help me find several (or only one) suitable word/s that I can use, and hopefully my Google Ranking can improve.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

10 Things I hate about hairdressers talking

I went in for a hair cut today, and something very common happened that happens everyday in every country in the world: the hairdressers began talking to me. While this may seem polite at first, it quickly gets annoying (thankfully my hairdresser is rather good). There are 10 reasons for this, and I'm sure that you have thought about some of them yourself.
  1. It is my life
  2. - The most common question I am asked is: what are you going to do with your life? I haven't decided yet. And if I had, I wouldn't be sharing my goals and dreams with a complete stranger, no matter how good their cutting skills were.
  3. This is not a social outing
  4. - If I wanted a conversation I would approach a complete stranger, and would not be paying them. And if I was paying them I would expect a drink in return (barman are great at solving problems).
  5. They have a job to do
  6. - They are getting paid to cut hair, and not to have a social life, although that seems to be a perk to the job nowadays.
  7. It's dangerous
  8. - The tool of their trade is a pair of scissors, and if they are distracted by a riveting conversation, well, who knows what could happen.
  9. Shoddy job
  10. - Again, a distraction is taking place, and whether this results in half an ear gone, or a bad haircut, you know that your money has been wasted.
  11. It's damn annoying
  12. - Hairdressers ask the most repetitive, dull, and boring questions. The conversations revolve around what might happen, what has happened, and what the star signs have predicted.
  13. Shallow
  14. - I am not calling hairdressers themselves shallow, merely the conversations. If, pray to God, a conversation turns political or some other serious direction, then the most common and pathetic opinions are voiced, and usually not by the customer.
  15. Unachievable
  16. - When I have a chat with someone, I don't have a pair of scissors hovering above my head. But at a hairdressers, I do, and because of that I don't want to move my head around too much.
  17. Uncomfortable
  18. - Talking about your own life is plain annoying, but talking about someone else's is disturbing. I hate to say it, but I don't care about your eating habits, or your weight problems.
  19. Someone else
  20. - The only thing worse than having a hairdresser talking to you while they are cutting your hair, is when they are talking to someone else. One hair cut I had was with an apprentice, who spent most of your time talking to your boyfriend. Not the most comfortable position to be in.

As you can see, I have put a lot (a little) of thought into this list, and by now my rage has subsided. However, I am sure that it will return the next time I go to a hairdressers, for the chit-chat is inevitable.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Toowoomba Bloggers

It seems that the way to increase traffic is to be involved with other blogs, and what better way than to be in contact with bloggers in the surrounding area. So I though to myself, who blogs near me. The closest major town would have to be Toowoomba.

This is a request for all bloggers in Toowoomba or the surrounding area to contact me, preferably here in the comments section. It does not matter what your content is, or if you are a novice or a proffesional. Everyone is not only wanted, but required (this may sound like a threat, but...). Hopefully we will be able to pool our resources and create a decent directory for our neighbours. Some kind of 'Bloggers of Toowoomba,' perhaps...

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

4 Reasons that our Culture is destroying itself

In my opinion the culture of modern society is dying. It is being destroyed by its own self-importance. The media is displaying the wrong messages as being right, and through this the rest of society is absorbing and passing on those ideas. There are 4 'main' reasons for this, but there are many more minor ones as well.
  1. Greed

  2. The Media

  3. Stereotypes

  4. The Circular System itself

1. Greed - This is the most important reason for the changing beliefs in modern culture. People want more for themselves. They are becoming more selfish, and are taking whatever they can with little or no regard for who they are affecting. Through this the giant businesses are taking a hold, and are destroying local, small business in the aims of making a profit.

2. The Media - One of the major sectors of making huge amounts of money is the media, eg. TV, Radio, and Newspapers. But they also control what people think is going on in the world around them. In many cases they can give the news a different slant, to change their audiences perception of what is actually happening and for what reason.

3. Stereotypes - Through the use of the media's generalization, stereotypes are becoming more common, and more popular. They are giving individuals a label, which is determined by their skin colour, religion, or political background. Then when the news is tainted, these people, who are living amongst us as fellow citizens, are blamed. This can also lead to 'gang' like tendencies, where one stereotype is forced to move against another, usually by outside forces.

4. The Circular System - The media is telling us to be cool. And to be cool we need to wear certain things, listen to 'cool' music, and use slang, youth language. This, in turn, is bringing more 'cool' overseas TV shows into the country, with different ideas of cool. Then, to keep up, the media is also wanting to be cool, and trying to influence everyone else to evolve with them. This cycle will continue on, and will not actually define a real culture, but will simply continue with a false one, a mask.

It all began with the introduction of money, but has now changed our entire perception of our society and those around us. As of yet there seems to be no solution to this every changing problem, and there is no end in site. Will our culture constantly changed until it destroys itself, or can something be done to set it back on track?

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