I hate vegetarians!
The main reason: they do not eat meat.
I realize that this is extremely obvious, but I like meat... in fact it is the best food in the world. So good, that it is also the most popular food in the world. This is because there is so much you can do with it and so many kinds: beef, pork, mutton, many kinds of fish, chicken, turkey, antelope... the list could go on forever.
So it sickens me when people say that they don't eat meat. It is like denying the best thing in the world. The equivalent is to say: "I don't breath." Both of these things are vital for survival.
As John Cleese once said, "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
So if you don't believe me, you have to believe that comedy legend.
Categories: Vegetarian, Meat, Rant





87 Comments:
oh shut up
just because you eat meat it doesnt meat everyone else has to follow you you nutcase!
Shut up, you dumbass. Just because God made animals out of meat doesn't mean you have to eat them. Humans are made out of meat. Why don't you become a cannibal and start eating people? Meat isn't the best thing ever. It causes various diseases that vegetarianism can prevent, and since you love meat so much, I hope that you catch one of those diseases that it causes.
F**k these previous commentors meat rocks and vegerarians should die.
Attention second commentor:
Go f**k yourself!
Your a weenie!
i think that all of you are wrong.
I dont think it's wrong to eat meat, and i dont think it's wrong to not eat meat.. although, the human, viewed from an animal perspective(vegetarians often forget this point about us being an animal), is a predator. We have been killing animals sense the first human, so it would be unnatural for me to not want to eat meat, ofcourse some religions forbid som kind of meat, and some people cant eat meat because of stomach problems, but i belive that man is supposed to eat meat to feel good. you can have a good health from not eating meat, but i have a hard time beliving that you feel better not to.
well, thats all for me.
and please dont flame, i respect vegetarians too, althoug im not one my self.
just because you have no willpower why should you take it out on us?!?!? And don't start with that whole, "It's natural" argument, because we are not killing and processing animals the same ways we did when we were cavemen!
Well, happy mad cow disease!!!
dude, meat eating is a national passtime. people should be proud of their carnivoric behavior. matter of fact, that could be the thing from http://www.cafepress.com/antivegetarian
Guess what I am a Vegeatarian and being Veggie rocks!
Meat is no treat for those you eat!
whoah this is so retarded how people are so against what kind of things people eat. I am a vegetarien, but thats because I dont like meat. it tastes bad to me. gasp!! oh my god! so shocking! I should die! I dont like meat!! what the fuck is your problems??! you all are fucking retarded!!!
fuck you guys if you want something to make fun of, make fun of emo people. they have problems.
Hm, listen up.
I don't care about animals.
If I were eaten, I would applaud whatever did, that thing just moved higher up on the food chain and earned it.
Being a veggie is a PRIVILAGE. How many working class people are veggies? It costs alot of money to buy things for soup, alot more than a cheap pot pie.
Oh, an animals eat other animals, should we prod THEM to not eat meat? We are higher on the food chain for a damn reason.
Sides, its an ANIMAL your eating, a lesser being. So bring on that hamburger.
I don't see what all the fuss is about. It doesn't matter if your a veggie or not, your still eating life.
Infact its more humane to eat meat, atleast when you eat meat your sure the things dead before you cook it. Stuff like potatoes and carrots are still alive when you chuck them in the pan.
Just because you can't hear it scream doesn't mean it can't feel pain!!
Its sad that so many people waste their time arguing over ridiculous concepts. all things are relative to the being who sees a situation from there perspective i personally choose to eat vegan because i feel better that i am not hurting other creature however if i were trapped on an island with you and no food i would eat you.
I agreee totally....I too hate smug bastard vegetarians who think they are superior.
Thats wwhy they look yellow and weedy.
I agreee totally....I too hate smug bastard vegetarians who think they are superior.
Thats why they look yellow and weedy.
i dont have a problem with vegetarians even though i eat meat. however, it is so fucking annoying when try to explain why they're right and i'm not. no one wants to hear ur stupid argument.
People choose not to eat meat because they either dont like the taste of it or they dont feel its a humane thing to do. For me, i personally do not feel comfortable eating anything that has a face. I have seen thousands of videos of how animals are treated in the process of the slaughtering anf or me, it is vile. I know steak tastes good. I also know that if i was to slice off some of my thigh and cook it, it would probably taste like chicken.
I have nothing against people who eat meat whatsoever. I would have no friends if i did. I dont try and get anyone not to ea meat and i have no problem watching people eat meat. Meat eaters who HATE vegetarians obviously have very little going in their lives and very little to say. It is a stupid argument. Eat what you like, but for me, being an animal love, giving up meat has given me a cleare concience.
Ok listen up people. I am a vegetarian, and I have nothing against meat eaters. It's a choice whether you want to eat meat or not. However, there are many advantages to a vegetarian diet. Vegetarian's and vegans are 40% less likey to get cancer and 50% less likely to get heart disease than a meat eating human. Also, some of you claim that humans are "natural predators" or something. Not true. If a human was a true predator, they could go out, catch their food (like say a deer) and eat it right on the spot. Humans cannot do that. They have to cook the meat to make it safe, which is a sign that humans is not true predators. Have you ever seen a lion cooking a zebra? Didn't think so.
I hate vegetarians because they are plain dumb when they think eating less meat is good for farm animals. Without meat eaters there would be zero farm animials!
I also hate vegetarians because they use food as a sort of group identifier that sets them apart from other people while the rest of us generally value food as a way to bring families and societies together.
ummm, comment above me,vegetarianism is a personal choice and shouldnt concern you! vegetarians dont stop eating meat to feel superior, we do it simply because we dont support the inhumane treatment of animals or we don't like the taste of meat.
Well you are really stupid!!! First of all, God put people, dogs, cats and so on the earth as well. Do you see people eating them. Why don't you think about the statements you say before you say them. All you are doing is making yourself sound stupid!
i dont see y peps are mad since we dont want to eat meat its not that big just calm down. Oh and we dont feel superior or look yellow and weedy for peps who discriminate
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
All of you are stupid, just shut the fuck up!!! There is nothing wrong with eating meat, and there is nothing wrong with eating fucking vegetables, your posts are getting ludicrous, so all of you, just fuck off and die!
I have no problems with vegitarians as long as they don't set up vegitarian restaurants and cause problems for the hosts of dinner invitations. But someone said that just eating grass and stuff made in more unlikely to get cancer and stuff. That's bullshit. However, meat contains iron and that's one thing vegitarians often have a hard time finding. I know you dont want to hear this but we are ment to eat meat. And vegetables. It is not only easier to get a diversity in meals but also healthier.
And all of you who say you don't wanna eat something with a face: Ever seen an unhappy hamburger? didn't think so....
I think the whole concept of not eating meat is stupid and the people that do it are either Emo or are part of some hippie organization like greenpeace or save the whales. And for health reasons is just stupid, why would you want to be so afraid of getting a disease when you know damn well that when your old your going to be dying of nothing because your diet consists of bark and twigs all your life!and for those that are vegan out there rest assured that even though you are eating pasta and bread like it's going out of style, there are eggs in it all! eat that you stupid ungrateful soil munchers
This was the fucking worst blog a came across today.
I just would like to say.
Do you have a dog?
Or a cat or any type of animal?
Well if you wouldnt eat themm, then dont eat animals!
They are fucking living breathing creatures too.
They have feelings and dont want to die.
What if some higher being took you mom or dad, or someone you loved away, and slaughered them?
I'm sure you would say, THATS SO WRONG.
If the bible says god created animals for us to eat, then why the fuck is "Thou shall not kill" in the 10 commandments?
He is basically going against his own word.
So think about the other side before jumping to your conclusions you closed minded bitch.
vegans,vegitarians and anyone that choose not to eat meat or use animal products are communists, you shouldn't be allowed to live in a free country where we can eat and do what we please, instead of looking at real issues like "world hunger" and that killing a cow would fix problems for many individuals that don't have the luxury of complaining and griping about how "this animal has rights","it's not right to eat meat", f**k you all, your the lowest pieces of shit at the bottom of the hole, and i can gaurentee you that one of you stupid greenpeace hippie faggots are going to respond to this with no real answer to this whatsoever, you wanna help? drag a cow and bar-b-que to africa and start making friggen steaks, don't sit around, driving your 8 cylinder cars complaining that we should preserve the earth because you had to sneeze today and it's everyone else's fault, but No we can't do that! we can't be productive! we have to work against everyone, put animal rights before our own!If you asked anyone in their right mind, they would think that the whole no meat thing is wrong and just another way for activists to complain, try taking your heads out of each other's asses and get some fresh air you idiots, mabey you'll be able to think and not fanticize
vegitarianism is nearly as stupid as religion
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, i don't believe in god. However, i do believe in eating meat. It is the best thing ever. Humans evolved almost entirely as carnivores, here's one for you, when our ancestors were out huntering and gathering and not farming plants, and not cooking things, what did they eat? meat! why? because most plants have to be cooked before they're edible. Meat, unlike plant, is also extremely nutrient dense, also, herbivores eat all the time, carnivores eat meals, what do humans do? also herbivores stomachs are nearly 27 times their body length, carnivores are only 4 or 5, humans are 7, which do we fit closer to? Man i love meat, the onlt reason noone eats humans is cos it tastes lousy.
This is some sexy shit right here
..Just because you eat meat, doesnt mean everyone else has to. It's someone's decision if they don't want to eat meat, and I did,
1. Because I cant think of eating animals
2. Its healthier
and 3. I feel 10x better than when I ate meat, I have more energy, and am doing better in gym and everything now.
It's your choice, though, if you want to eat meat.
that's because your a mud packer...
i hate the ppl that try and be all nicey-nicey and say they love both veggies and meat eaters, i hate everyone regardless you cunts.
oh, btw, hitler was a vegitarian
i challenge all vegitarians to a fight.
I challenge you to a spelling bee.
HAHA NICE ONE
BTW THIS IS GAY GO FUCK YOURSELF MEAT EATERS NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFESTYLE THATS WHY UR GONNA DIE 5.3 YEARS BEFORE A NON MEAT EATER
haha Yes.
i dont get vegetarians..
humans evolved to the top of the food chain. You didnt see a t-rex being all, "i'm not going to eat the veoliciraptor. i'm better than that." Its like a scientific thing...we evolved, were smart, we got guns, we get to eat you.
So basically it comes down to humans are smart, chickens are not.
I say we all get over the pretenious idea that we have some say in saving animals. there are about 6.5 billion people who are still eating meat. veggies arent saving shit.
and... isnt it annoying when you go to eat a steak and there all, "your going to hell!"its like, shut up already.
Hey. This is the funniest stuff I've read all day. Thanks so much for the entertainment.
With love,
A Baptist, Meat Eating, Semi-Pro Athlete
thanks but i appreciate what God gave me on his green earth, don't let that quote get to you head because anyone that doesn't appreciate everything is a fag. end of discussion.
Well said. I don't like vegetarians either. Meat is an essential part of a healthy human diet. Besides, If you're so into saving the animals, why are you eating their food?
That is the most ignorant thing i have ever heard. Everyone is different, if we were all the same life would just be boring. People make their own choices in life...me i chose when i was 8 to be a vegeterian and still am 12 years later. I simply do not like meat. My family and friends ALL eat meat and im fine with that. Just because someone does something different then you doesnt mean you can judge them until you walk in thier shoes.
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I don't eat meat. I'm not going to critisize anyone for their choices. I however, I know that their is a food chain and we are at the top. But just because we have superiority doesn't mean we get to torture the animals. They can't understand what we are doing to them, and if they do- why are they there? Next time you eat meat, think about these questions. Did this animal have any children? A mate? I chanse to see the outside world and eat real grass off the ground? What did it see before it died? Was it scared? Am I eating it's adrenalin? It dumbfounds me how unknowing some people are. They can be stuborn and refuse to see the world from a different perspective. No one can love animals and not be a vegetarian- you may like them, but no where near love them.
The bit I like is that meat eaters can't spell !!!
VEGANS FOREVER XX
Hey dipshits you need to eat meat and get the protine from meat or your going to become a fucking fruit in a god dam wheelchair not able to push the thing. So shut the fuck up you god dam veggies and go out and kill a cow cook it till its good and eat the son of a bitch you pussys!!!!!
this whole thing proves once and for all how stupid meat eaters are.
Thank goodness mad cows disease and the bird flu virus will wipe them all away!
It is called Karma and all meat eaters suffer from terrible karma and will get theres one day for their crimes against animals!
i too, am a vegeterian. I think we have evolved enough to stop harming innocent animals, and live healthier, more humane life styles. i dont force others to become vegeterians. but ask you to stop trying to force us to stop being vegeterians. it is our opinion. You have the right to yours, but you do not have the right force it upon others. I came upon this website when scrolling by google, for a vegan dessert. if it had not enthrolled me so much than i wouldnt have commented. but hopefully i will stop some future arguments. And please, be polite stop disrespecting others opinions.
VEGETARIAN BASTARDS! SAD CUNTS.
I am from a western ranching state where most people think God provides all of the earths resources for our use. So most of the people involved in raising livestock (not human life) whould never be cruel to there livlyhood scriptureshows God uses or has man to use animals in sacrifice and in providing food snd clohting. God also has givin man the authority to lawfully take the life of outher persons in capital punishment. anouther writer used the 6th commandment to try to say we should not kill
(ie thou shalt not kill) this is better translated (do not commit murder) all through the Bible men of God took the lives of men at the command of God this is what God did at the flood choose to save a very small group of people (Noah and his family) and just two of everkind of animal. so if you want to or need to stay away from meat do so on yur own reasoning and dont try to make God out to be in agreance with you. And i write just to more accurately quote the Bible not to change anyones mind.
FUCK YOU VEGGIES!!! MEAT RULES!!!
As John Cleese once said, "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
what the fuck, we're made out of MEAT as well dipshit hahaha, so what are you going to start eating humans next because its 'right'. argh i hate narrow minded people like you.
I hate people who dont like people who dont eat meat, or put simply uneducated fuck wits with no friends who spend there time on gay forums talking about who and what they hate.
By the way "i dont breath" i think ou will find its "i dont breate"
Maybee all that fat from your diet is clogging up your brain hug
umm i've been vegetarian for 8 years and im not a "weedy yellow vegetable unable to push myself in a wheel chair"..like seriosly are you that naive?? i dont really give a shit if any of you eat meat..your choice but what makes YOU a "fucking sad cunt" is when you go and say.."i hate vegetarians..i challenge vegetarians to a fight..omg meat is like soooo awesome". Yer sure whatever you want to think but mabybe before you got to eat you next steak..you should visit a slaughter house or abbatoir to see the fear and suffering that the innocent animals which you are going to eat endure. im not trying to turn you all veggo..but i cant help it if im going to live longer than u. meat eating slags. oh, and one more thing..."vegetarians shouldnt be allowed to live in a free country..your the lowest pieces of shit at the bottom of the hole"..umm what the fuck?? how can you honestly say u hate vegetarians? ur gonna go and hate someone just cos they dont put a certain food group into their body? that is so damn shallow.
xx
Fuck all Vegitarians! Get eaten by a bear, and Shut Your Filthy Mouth!
You are NOT normal, you will NEVER be normal. Die, and leave us alone. Goodbye.
So it is like this for all of you red-blooded, flag-waving, bible-thumping, meat-eater. When your God created your world he created it perfect, he created perfect humans and a perfect place for them. The Garden of Eden. In this perfect place it is said that man was not given to eat the flesh of animals. Adam was to be the keeper "protector" of the animals. It was not untill sin, and not yet untill after the flood that your God released his prior ban on meat eating. And when he did this he (he being YOUR GOD) said that he found man to be sinful in his heart. God only lifted his ban on meat eating because we let him down so much we failed to be perfect. Furthermore, I think you will find that heaven YOUR GOD'S other perfect creation is said to be vegetarian as well.... the lion will lay down with the lamb. Get it? get it? get it? You just don't get it.
Consider it from this point of view. The same meat eating people have problems with people eating dogs, cats etc. Why wouldn't you eat them? Then you might understand some vegetarians are vegetarians.
The only reason meat eaters criticise vegetarians and vegans is because they cannot accept that the ethics behind vegetarianism and veganism is morally right. We are in the 21st century now! We are not in the stone ages, STOP EATING ANIMALS!
From my experience, most people who say they hate vegatarians really feel this way out of guilt.
I am vegan and you people are fighting over the most stupidest thing.U people should be more worried about youselfs then others.
This gos for both meat and veg eaters.
actually according to the 10% rule of energy: whenever you drop a trophic level of consumer, you lose 90% of it's energy. ex. the light energy from the sun is given to corn, but a herbivore consumes 10% of the energy the corn recieves (because of the 90% loss). A carnivore only recieves 10% of the energy that the herbivore recieves from the plant.
This means that if you eat animals, than you are recieving a lot less energy than if you just ate that animal's food source.
FYI: I am an omnivore, and I have nothing against eating meat. But I respect vegetarians.
GOD, this is the funnisest blog ive ever read especially the part about god in it
anonymous vegetarians are u RETARDED?
I didnt climb up the motherfucking food chain to eat only plants.
Its natural, if we wont eat the animals an other animal will. Or did u want all predators converted to herbivors.
And people who are vegetarian are almost always those dumb hippies that think using electricity to drive is better then gasoline.
Answer: Do u think Electricity is made of magic? That if u plug it in to ur wall, the electricity is formed by magic jellybeans in a open field XD
HEHE I WILL EAT ALL U VEGETARIANS
i am a vegetarian and i personally dont care if u eat meat just as long as ur not a ass hole to me liek most of u are right now...o and also:
"vegans,vegitarians and anyone that choose not to eat meat or use animal products are communists, you shouldn't be allowed to live in a free country where we can eat and do what we please, instead of looking at real issues like "world hunger"
yea...umm...u no how much grain cows eat in factory famrs??? yeaa..that could all be going to starving children so think about that all u dumb asses
EVERYONE IS TITLES TO THEIR OWN OPINION..
Even tho i myself am vegetarian..
i dont mind being around others
that eat meat..i just hate it when
they force it apon me to eat it..
If they dont want me forcing it apon them than they should shh too..
Yeah well thats it..
2nd commenter you rock..!!
and thats my opinion
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian."
~ Woody Allen
Okay...haha. I am a vegetarian and actually some anti-vegetarian stuff is funny. Obviously I don't take their advice. Fine if you eat meat. I'd rather you didn't, but whatever. And meat so incredibly isn't the best thing in the world. You can live off vegetables alone but you can't live off animal carcass alone. People can't anyway. If you're a lion, I apologise. And I do accept that people are probably meant to eat a SMALL amount of animal protein, but we aren't supposed to raise and slaughter animals in the way that we (as a species) do. I don't see why people have such a problem with vegetarians. I do see why people have a problem with meat eaters. So if you can give another reason, apart from 'meat tastes good', for vegetarians being bad, then please, enlighten me.
fuck all meat eaters
im a vegetarian. i have nothing against eating meat. but reality check: being a vegetarian is an advantage.
im a vegetarian. i have nothing against eating meat. but reality check: being a vegetarian is an advantage.
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i'm a vegetarian and i hate vegetarians.. vegans and meatatarians.
all you all can go shove a pole up your anus and tie a flag fast to it.
i'm a vegetarian who hates.. vegetarians.. vegans and meat eaters.
all ya all can shove a big pole up your anus' and tie a flag fast to it.
You say you hate vegetariens. I hate carnovors. Im a vegetarean and Im oly * I have been since i was 4. Stuipd Jackass bitch. ass assaass
VEGGIE HATE IN 2008!
FUCK VEGETARIANS - FUCK PETA YOU SICK FUCKERS!
hey! people are made of meat too you know?
I m a veggie. I once ate meat, but the way people treat animals, it s disgusting.
Enjoy eating corpses;)
and by the way the more vegetarians, the more meat for you *rolling eyes*
For vegans and vegetarians, i think you should understand this message: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
This is the ultimate answer. Those of you vegetarians saying " WE do not choose to eat it to feel superior" Well to me the way you are saying WE all the time is starting to make it a sort of Clan or a group. A higher status if you get me? So dont pull that crap. And you state that vegetables have no germs and you dont get ill and stuff. Let me give you a moldy carrot ( 55 days old) and see how healthy you are then.
Some one said " since you love meat so much i hope you catch the disease it will give you" People are saying " I love meat" Not saying " I love rotten meat, uncooked etc" So you can go choke on a asparagus. And meat eaters Can eat both vegetables and meat. So in actual fact WE are superior in needs of crisis,
This is the ultimate answer. Those of you vegetarians saying " WE do not choose to eat it to feel superior" Well to me the way you are saying WE all the time is starting to make it a sort of Clan or a group. A higher status if you get me? So dont pull that crap. And you state that vegetables have no germs and you dont get ill and stuff. Let me give you a moldy carrot ( 55 days old) and see how healthy you are then.
Some one said " since you love meat so much i hope you catch the disease it will give you" People are saying " I love meat" Not saying " I love rotten meat, uncooked etc" So you can go choke on a asparagus. And meat eaters Can eat both vegetables and meat. So in actual fact WE are superior in needs of crisis,
Why do you care if others dont eat meat? more for you then
you know what else is made of meat?
cats, dogs, horses, and oh yeah, people.
btw do you know what factory farmed cows are fed now that slaughter house by-products have been made illegal? chicken manure
thats reason enough for me right there
I am a vegetarian and i LOVE meat but i decided to give it up because i didnt agree with killing the animals. You say the list of meat can go on forever, what about vegetables? Peppers,peas,carrots,broccoli,artichokes,...that list could go on forever too and just because it really pisses me off when people say "you have to have protein in your diet, you have to eat or you wont survive!" I klnow that and i do eat air - go i am alive. you get more protein from quorn, tofu etc. than from meat. so dont generalise vegetarians. how can you hate someone when they dont eat meat, your making it sound like we are a different race of people from everyone else. we are individual just like everybody else so you cant hate all vegetarians. they have chose a different lifestyle to what you have. get over it and concentrate on your own life. although we were born "preditors" doesnt mean we cant evolve. imagine if no one ever experimented and evolved during the dark ages? where would we be now?
There is no issue of whether it is natural or not to eat meat. We are humans and now natural instinct has taken second place to our own mental choice.
I am not against vegetarians though I am against the vast majority of them who will still wear leather shoes, bags, still shampoo there hair with animal tested products and think that they can live guilt free.
I am not a vegetarian and do not believe in it myself but I cannot help but think a vast majority of veges are simply contradictory and ultimately wrong! If really care for animals so much that you are willing to change your whole lifestyle then that is fine, brilliant even; but do not pressure others into what you believe to be wright or wrong, and do not think that just because you pick the vege burgers over the beef ones that you are vege, it must mean more than that.
I am also troubled over how you could actually live a truly vegetarian life style if you go to a friends house, sure it is fine to not ask for no meat, but are you really not going to sit in their leather chair, not wash your hands with there animal tested soap? Over the top this view may seem, but ultimately in its most simple form you are using a product which is the result of an animals death/suffering and there for endorsing it!
im a vegetarian.
but im not a vegetarian cause i love animals
but because i hate plants
im an australian and we love our meat down under. We have no morals and eat anything that fucken moves! For fuck sake we et our national emblems and anything else thats bloody native. so in final...fuck u all eco faggot veggie humpers, id eat u if i could :)
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